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[Jokes] Laugh!!

November 15, 2021 Oladeji Timilehin 0

1. Armpit you haven’t shaved for 3 months, you carry Holy Bible put there. Do u want to suffocate the children of Israel? 2. But …..

[Jokes] Truth about husbands

September 8, 2021 Oladeji Timilehin 0

Jokes – Put a smile/laugh on that face This is the awkward Truth About some husbands. A group of men gathered at a church conference on how …..

[Jokes] Teacher Teaching Good Manners

July 24, 2021 Oladeji Timilehin 1

A teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students this question: John if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, …..

[Jokes] Akpos Dying

July 24, 2021 Oladeji Timilehin 0

Akpos who had been lying down in his sick bed at the hospital knew that he may not survive, so he called his wife on phone: Akpos: Hello …..

[Jokes] The Fire

April 28, 2021 Oladeji Timilehin 0

An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician are staying in a hotel. The engineer wakes up and smells smoke. He goes out into the hallway …..

[Jokes] The Innocent Man – Bovi

April 28, 2021 Oladeji Timilehin 0

Your Bovi is at it again, in this comedy skit Bovi’s wife sees him at a guest house with a young girl but Bovi claims …..

[Jokes] Call from Hell

April 28, 2021 Oladeji Timilehin 0

Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton & Abacha died and all went straight to hell. Queen Elizabeth said “I miss England, I want to call England and …..

[Jokes] The Americans vs Nigerians (Train Ticket)

April 28, 2021 Oladeji Timilehin 0

Three Americans and three Nigerians are traveling by a US train to a conference. At the station, the three Americans each buy tickets and watch …..

[Jokes] Ask and it shall…(Mathew 7:7)

April 28, 2021 Oladeji Timilehin 0

At the close of work on one faithful Friday, Seun decided to give any lady that came his way a lift. After the 2nd turn …..

[Jokes] Strength vs Wisdom

April 28, 2021 Oladeji Timilehin 0

A strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case …..

[Jokes] Pastors Versus Fathers

April 28, 2021 Oladeji Timilehin 0

A group of Catholic Priests were due to play a group of Anglican Pastors in an important inter-faith game. A few days before the match, …..

[Jokes] Akpos proposed to a girl

January 29, 2021 Oladeji Timilehin 0

There was a time Akpos really loved a girl but never had the guts to tell her. One night, at around 11pm, he summoned some …..

[Jokes] Arsenal to play with Dicks out

January 29, 2021 Oladeji Timilehin 0

In early 90’s Arsenal had a player called Newton Dicks. He got injured in one match and Newspapers wrote ‘Arsenal to play without Dicks’ The …..

[Jokes] Job Interview!

January 29, 2021 Oladeji Timilehin 0

INTERVIEWER: Tell me the opposite of Good. MAN: Bad. INTERVIEWER: Come. MAN: Go INTERVIEWER: Ugly MAN: Fine INTERVIEWER: You are wrong! MAN: You are right! …..

[Jokes] Let’s go back to the start goes wrong

November 23, 2020 Oladeji Timilehin 0

Ocube : MTN people are eating our money too much. Girlfriend: Yes the stealing is too much. Ocube : I got an idea, instead of …..

[Jokes] Listen to God

November 23, 2020 Oladeji Timilehin 0

Akpos was working on a crane, suddenly he slipped off. While falling, he held on to a branch and started yelling for help, but no …..

[Jokes] Tie me on the bed and do what you do best

November 23, 2020 Oladeji Timilehin 0

A lady and Akpos were having drinks at the bar. Later that night the woman whispered to Akpos, “LET’S GO TO MY PLACE”. So they …..

[Jokes] Godsent slept with landlord’s wife

November 18, 2020 Oladeji Timilehin 0

This evening, Godsent’s Landlord was complaining that Ocube had impregnated his daughter. As Godsent over-heard the landlord shouting, he came out of his house and …..