Never argue with a woman, just use your brain like you are a guy.

A man went on a night out with hisf friends the wife is furious and tells the kids that when he comes back they must not open the door for him.

At about12 o’clock the man comes back and knocks…the Wife tells him “go sleep where your coming from ” and the man answered” I’m not here to sleep my dear, I’m here to collect condoms in my room on top of the table or give it to me,

there’r lots of women at the party!”

The wife opened the door and said

“idiot” you are not going anywhere. Enter the house.