Victoria went to the store to buy a parrot trained in the USA and asks the sales person;

“What’s so special about this parrot ?”

Sales person says: “This parrot is a genius and can answer any question”

Victoria asks the parrot; “How do I look?”

The parrot replies; “You look like a fuckin slut?”

Victoria gets pissed off and tells the sales person that its a very rude parrot and she cannot buy it despite it was trained in the USA. The sales person tells Victoria to wait for 2mins…

The sales person takes the parrot to the back of the store and shoves the parrot into a bucket of water and when he pulls the parrot out

he says; “if you disrespect the lady out there again i’ll soak you back in water” and takes the parrot back to the store.

The sales person apologized to Victoria and says she can ask the parrot another question.

Victoria: “If I come home with one man what would you think?”

Parrot: “He’s your husband”

Victoria: “Two men?”

Parrot: “Your husband and his brother”

Victoria: “Three men?”

Parrot: “Your husband, his brother and your brother”

Victoria: “Four men?”

At this time the Parrot turns to the Sales person and says: “Bring back the bleeping bucket of water I already told you she’s a slut!!!”