A teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students this question: John if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?

JOHN: “Just a minute, I have to go and pee.”

TEACHER: “That would be rude and
impolite.How about you musa?”

MUSA: “I’m sorry, I really need to go to the toilet.”

TEACHER: “That’s better but still not nice to say the word toilet. Oh Akpos, how about you?”

AKPOS: “Darling, may I be excused for a moment? I’ve got to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce to you after dinner.”