Policeman: Man, how did u kill 50 people in a car accident?

Man: I was driving at about 40mph, when I tried to stop I found that i had no brakes. i saw 2 men walking on

the street and a wedding on d other side of the street,who should i hit?

Policeman: of course the 2 men,less damage.

Man: that’s what i thought to myself, but when i did it, i hit

only one and the other one ran to the wedding,SO I DROVE AFTER HIM ………. I know

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