This church poster spotted in Imo state has gone viral online for obvious reasons. The poster reads:

HAMMERS MISSIONARY BIBLE CHURCH Aka ‘Jesus Never Bleep Up Ministry’ Presents

A 3 day open heaven & one thank you night for all the single sisters:

Titled: O Lord! End My SARS & Open My Warehouse Of Palliatives

PST. URCH ACHUGO (General Superintendent)

Bishop Kelechi Kelechukwu (HOST)